Mind Over Bladder

“Micheal, your CAT scan results are… alarming to say the least, so I’ll just give it to you straight. You have no brain.” Micheal stared at Dr. Miller and then smirked. “That’s a joke, right? Use it all the time on people?” Dr. Miller shook his head. “No, I’m afraid this is quite serious. The […]

The Thatchmyr

Wingbliss yawned, great claws held wide as she spread her wings to the warmth of the Morning Star. Her movements dislodged a bleef from its branch, which struck a supine Godwin square in the face, whose loud snoring turned into a sputtering SHNOK and then a, “Fuck!” He sat up and craned his neck, glaring […]

Random: Impact

So after vowing to get back into Daily Prompts, I was surprised to find none in my Reader. I searched the page and found that the name had been changed, but no entries had been made since May. In a stunning display of quick thinking, I hopped onto a search engine and revved it on […]