The only rule: I have to write down my thoughts as they happen, but do they mean anything?
If your head is wet, your hat is as well.
Pigeons and sparrows make poor doormen.
Never look a photo in the film tray.
Two peas in a pod exclude others.
Popcorn is a poor metaphor for mental health.
The bar is set so that you don’t walk into it.
A loaf of bread is a crust-burrito.
“No bones about it” is a rude thing to say to skeletons.
You are what you micromanage.
Tonsils are no substitute for good judgement.
A potato will only go as far as you push it.
Herbs go on your feet in festive times.
Dopplegangers are proof of sibling copy-cats.