I wrote a short about a man who was haunted by fear and suffered an unknown fate at the hands of an evil force, only I wanted it to be funny so I made “evil” a potato. Any idea is one step from away from mundane to becoming absurd. #joke #vss365 #writerscommunity
— Weird Shit with Alex (@SynBoomstick) July 24, 2019
A man sits in a glass booth clinking glasses of varying size with an egg beater. He believes that the dissonant tones created by the glasses and tines echoing off the walls will reveal the #answer to humanity’s big question.
Crazy? How goes your search, then?🤨😒#vss365
— Weird Shit with Alex (@SynBoomstick) July 25, 2019
People tell me they’ve been through Hell, sitting at the bar. Day’s been Hell, the boss is an ass. “Like Hell it is!”, over what’s on the tube. I sit and nod, my horns under a cap. It all sounds like Hell. Ain’t that the point? #vss365 #hell #prompt pic.twitter.com/QLaHh7Fvm1
— Weird Shit with Alex (@SynBoomstick) July 26, 2019
The smoke still clearing, the acrid stench of smoldering circuit boards. A series of empty vials and an old book sitting open on the oak desk. My plan was to combine alchemy and modern technology to learn lost secrets but now I’m a moose. #vss365 #intent #prompt pic.twitter.com/z4yp2U4wQf
— Weird Shit with Alex (@SynBoomstick) July 27, 2019
Oh sure, you look at the carnage like it’s my fault. I’m in my infernal lair, lounging on a sulfur mound enjoying a bag of fingers and suddenly I’m in a warehouse surrounded by dumb cultists. I had a bag of fingers! My name is Gn’iark The Flesh-Eater! #satsplat pic.twitter.com/ZtfxerfzZR
— Weird Shit with Alex (@SynBoomstick) July 27, 2019
