Music Monday: I’m Stupid!

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Original graphic by The Tattooed Book Geek

Good news: I remembered Monday! Bad news: I remembered Monday at 6:30pm! I slept in, spent noon time watching The Glades and then hoped online to watch videos and listen to horror stories before sinking almost four hours into 7 Days To Die and forgetting to eat more food. I then went out to grab a drink, snack, and a rotisserie chicken but ended up grabbing two plant pots that I liked the color or design of because soon it’ll be warmer and time to decorate outside. So I spent seventy-five percent of today wasting time, wee!

I’m the incredible Stupid Blogger! Witness as I make no progress on my weird fiction experiment! Behold as I let movie reviews rot in the refrigerator because I can’t stop watching terrible movies! Be amazed as I stumble around trying to find just where my local or even nearest Social Security Agency is in order to get a replacement card in order to get my friggin’ Pennsylvania state I.D. so that I can open my stupid filming tripod; I almost never get mail!

How did I end up like this? Well, the Man of Weird himself was an enormous part of my formative years. Maybe I took his lyrical advice a bit too seriously?

Music Matching with Alex!

Weekly challenge: find or share a song that you know that either has a matching title, theme, or other details. The more matches, the better! Make them clear, make them oddly specific, or make them obscure, it’s yours! Musicians welcome! To enter, simply either leave a link to your match as a comment with a few words (More words, if you like.) or add a Pingback to your post and I’ll scuttle over to see what you’ve come up with. 😀

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN!

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It’s time for us to join in the fight
It’s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It’s time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it’s time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin
you can while Mr. Wimpole’s not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I’ll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It’s so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We’re all waiting for you
Let’s go

It’s time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There’s no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it’s time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the P-T-A
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
And party ’till you’re broke and they drive you away
It’s OK, you can dare to be stupid

It’s like spitting on a fish
It’s like barking up a tree
It’s like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don’t you dare to be stupid
It’s so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We’re all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future’s up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It’s alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can’t hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let’s go, Dare to be stupid
(Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid
(Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid
(Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid
(Dare to be stupid)

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