What a yarn, this one. By the end I was clapping my hands with laughter. XD
Alien Nookie Warning: As the title suggests, this story includes scenes of an alien and naughty nature. If the thought of an aliens willy offends you, pop back tomorrow where the usual tales will resume! “Hey there Spider,” said Reala. “Howdy,” replied Spider. “Might I bother you for a glass of rum?” “Sure. Hey, look…