I found bars of alligator soap in a local shop down in Gettysburg so of course my brain completely shut down. This is possibly the happiest that a man has ever been about soap and possibly the happiest that you will ever see a man over soap. The shop only makes them in small batches so I set one aside and used the other just for added shower fun because my squirty bath gator deserves only the best. I’m an adult. 😀 😀 😀