Holy crap, it’s a snake! One of those plastic animals that you see in big assorted bins at the store with no regard for order or phylum and which doesn’t have any real play value other than “smash together and grunt”. Glen and Ashley brought it back for me just to see me make my “Alex-face”.

Wut?

*glurk*

Snek

bleb

Look at it though, such a lovely shade of green, all graceful and sinuous. It performs the true purpose for these toys very well: being collectable and looking nice.